A fellow visits New York City on business. While there he decides to take care of some other business by visiting a brothel. He tells the madam that he's looking for something really unusual and kinky. She directs him to room 5 where he finds an empty room save for a large mirror on the wall, a table and a live chicken. He does his thing with the chicken, pays the madam and leaves. Well, that certainly was kinky! The following week finds him in The Big Apple again and back at the same establishment. This time he tells the madam he would like to try some other kink but this time, please, no chicken. He's sent to room 4 where he finds a row of chairs occupied, save one chair for him, facing a curtain on the wall. When he takes his seat the curtain is drawn revealing a window. On the other side of the window is a young couple having wild sex on a table.
"What's so kinky about this?" he asks the fellow next to him.
The guy responds," Oh yeah, you should have been here last week. Some guy was screwing a chicken."