I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
"Nah, she can order for herself." And that's when the fight started.....
I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
"Nah, she can order for herself." And that's when the fight started.....
...Since we're on the subject...
Do you know why THAT TIME OF THE MONTH is called PMS ?........It's because the name Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
Both good!