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    Stupid People Tricks...

    Two days ago I idle up to the ramp's floating dock ramp and there is a woman (70ish) and her dog walking onto the dock. The dog looks like a golden retriever/lab mix and is about 120 pounds. She tells me her dog is 13 years old and never been in the water, the lady is wondering if she can swim. I say, well, at 13 yrs old and her current weight, I don't think you can teach that old dog a new trick, her time has passed.

    The lady says "let's see" and pushes her off the dock into 6 foot of water! That dog sank faster than Roseanne Barr's career.....she is not visible in the stained water. I am about to jump in when the dog's head appears as it is TRYING to doggie paddle for its life. Well the dog sinks a little bit and floats under the floating dock, I reach under and grab the collar and pull her away, and I am HOPING she knows I am trying to save her unlike her master!

    I drag that dog up onto the dock and while I have been around dogs my whole life, this is the first time I have seen a dog make a facial expression of "what the hell just happened?!?!?!?!?"

    So the lady says 'thank u, I guess she can't swim".....and I say "well, can u?" and push her in.....ok, just kidding......but I am so annoyed at this lady I just walk to my truck......and what does she do next? She takes her dog down the ramp and tries to get her to go back in........

    Needless to say the dog backed away.....

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    Stupid is as stupid does.
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    Holy cow a Golden/lab that's never swam did she keep that thing locked up in a basement? Cant keep my golden away from the water lol.

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    I was really hoping you weren't kidding about the pushing her in part.

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    she is probably a serial dog killer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BAM View Post
    .....and I say "well, can u?" and push her in.....
    My first thought, as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigfishrman View Post


    Holy cow a Golden/lab that's never swam did she keep that thing locked up in a basement? Cant keep my golden away from the water lol.
    I know my goldendoole jumps in the dry bathtub just hoping for some water. She will lay down in any size puddle. Poor dog. How crazy of her owner to push her in the lake.

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    She must have had some of that old timers disease, where you get stupid. Good thing you were there.

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    Unbelievable. Would live to know that you really did push her in.

    I'm an animal person and hate to see them mistreated in any way.

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    I had a black lab that could barely swim. He’d be going along fine then his tail end would drop and he literally dog paddle in place forever. Craziest thing I’ve ever seen.

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    People! ... they never stop blowing my mind
    It's idiots like her that make me like my dog more than humans most days...

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    I'd have just loaded that dog up in my truck and taken it home and give it a good life for what little it has left.
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    we have a Lab who Hates Water, we get her 4 or 5 years ago and the other lab will swim all day and loves to go the lake and jump out the boat swims around and chase the lure Iam throwing and will swim to the shore and ran to a dock and jump back in the boat and do it again...

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    mean old beyotch!
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    mean old beyotch!
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    Well I have to admit for such a horrible incident, I laughed twice while reading it.

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    She was unusual for sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigfishrman View Post


    Holy cow a Golden/lab that's never swam did she keep that thing locked up in a basement? Cant keep my golden away from the water lol.
    Yeah no kidding as my wet stinky golden is trying to climb up on my lap right now lol. If there's water he will find it