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  1. 06-18-2018, 09:08 PM #1
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    Pfizer to buy Coca Cola

    Pfizer & Pepsi to Merge

    This will no doubt put Coca Cola out of business in the near future...!

    The Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and this new product will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

    It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

    Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old-fashioned stiff drink.

    Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
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    #4 06-20-2018, 02:59 PM
    Almost laughed out loud. I never cared for Pepsi until now!!!!!
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    #5 06-20-2018, 03:48 PM
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