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    Question Why Do People Spit At Gas Pumps?

    What brings a person, man or woman, to spit their nasty booger balls, green snot wads, toebackky juice, gum, etc. etc. right in front of a gas pump for the next person to have to tip toe around? What do these people do ride around all day holding this crap in their mouths until they find a gas station? Is it a macho thing? I guess it's too much to ask for them to walk the 3 to 6 feet to the open trashcan and spit in it or walk the 6 to 8 feet away from the pumps to at least spit where others won't have to tread the minefield of vile, blood born pathogens spewed from their nasty ass mouths. Just think what they leave on the pump handle

    I know this isn't much of a rant and by BBC standards is pretty weak. I'll try harder next time.
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    Hey..just be glad they're not smoking a cig while they put 3 dollars worth in, with the half starved pitbull barking out the window.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dean c View Post
    Hey..just be glad they're not smoking a cig while they put 3 dollars worth in, with the half starved pitbull barking out the window.
    No joke, perfect description. And I can't answer the spit question, but have wondered the same thing.

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    I've been gutting Copenhagen® for 38 years and agree. When I was still playing baseball I'd also spit sunflower seeds in bottles, I'd let em rip in the bullpen or on the field, but never in the dugout.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dean c View Post
    Hey..just be glad they're not smoking a cig while they put 3 dollars worth in, with the half starved pitbull barking out the window.
    nailed it
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    Quote Originally Posted by dean c View Post
    Hey..just be glad they're not smoking a cig while they put 3 dollars worth in, with the half starved pitbull barking out the window.
    I see that so much that if I didn't see it I'd think something was wrong

    I do keep a small bottle of hand sanitizer in the truck for decontamination after fill up.

    Next time to go to fill up check the pavement in front of the pumps. There are some nasty people in this world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dean c View Post
    Hey..just be glad they're not smoking a cig while they put 3 dollars worth in, with the half starved pitbull barking out the window.
    You forgot about the part where they go inside and drop 40.00 in scratch offs

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    You forgot about the part where they go inside and drop 40.00 in scratch offs
    And another $30 on Newports
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    And another $30 on Newports
    And 25.00 on their beer, but cant pay their kids lunch bill or provide shoes for them. Just observing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dean c View Post
    Hey..just be glad they're not 8 months pregnant and smoking a cig while they put 3 dollars worth in, with the half starved pitbull licking the dried green boogers off the face of the unsecured two-year old leaning over from the front passenger's seat.
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    FIFY, Dean
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    Nasty, macho , mark my territory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rider99XX View Post
    What brings a person, man or woman, to spit their nasty booger balls, green snot wads, toebackky juice, gum, etc. etc. right in front of a gas pump for the next person to have to tip toe around? What do these people do ride around all day holding this crap in their mouths until they find a gas station? Is it a macho thing? I guess it's too much to ask for them to walk the 3 to 6 feet to the open trashcan and spit in it or walk the 6 to 8 feet away from the pumps to at least spit where others won't have to tread the minefield of vile, blood born pathogens spewed from their nasty ass mouths. Just think what they leave on the pump handle

    I know this isn't much of a rant and by BBC standards is pretty weak. I'll try harder next time.
    Saw a show where they test toilet seats, restrooms, pretty much any surface in public and the winner for dirtiest surface we touch was.......gas pump handles.

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    or farting, this morning this bigger than avg female was pumping gas on the other side of the pump was playing the tuba I thought..

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    Quote Originally Posted by OkieBud View Post
    or farting, this morning this bigger than avg female was pumping gas on the other side of the pump was playing the tuba I thought..
    She may have been cruising for an eproctophile

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    Quote Originally Posted by OkieBud View Post
    or farting, this morning this bigger than avg female was pumping gas on the other side of the pump was playing the tuba I thought..
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    Quote Originally Posted by OkieBud View Post
    or farting, this morning this bigger than avg female was pumping gas on the other side of the pump was playing the tuba I thought..
    Maybe she was trying to get it all out before she went to work down at the bank?
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    You for got the worst thing---person was also drinking. Maybe his bottle was full and could not spit in it or a empty can...............

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    Better get that hazmat suit on next time I go to QT
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    I only go to the bodily fluid free pumps at my gas station. Must be a Mississippi thing. Not that I'm really looking but I don't see the things you are describing.
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