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    Cool A MAFIA DON WALKS INTO A SWISS BANK



    A Mafia don walks into a Swiss bank. He is accompanied by several henchmen, who whip out machine-guns. The don says, "Do as I say and nobody gets hurt! Bring me the manager." So out comes the manager, and the don says, "Members of my organization have been stealing from me and depositing it in this bank. Tell me your names and I'll let you live." But the bank manager replies, "We are s Swiss bank. Client confidentiality means everything to us." "This is your last chance!" warns the don. "Give me their names or we kill you and everyone else in here!" The bank manager shrugs and says, "Us Swiss bankers would rather die than betray our customers' confidence." At that, the don nods to his henchmen - who all put away their guns. Then, he starts pulling thick wads of banknotes from his pocket and says, "I'd like to open an account here, please.

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