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    McDonalds

    Wife: Come help me plant my chillies
    Husband: What do u think I am? A gardener
    Wife: Come fix the toilet drain
    Husband: What do u think I am? A plumber?
    Wife: Come fix the door handle
    Husband: What do u think I am? A carpenter?
    The husband went out....
    But when he came back, he saw that everything was fixed. The chillie garden, the toilet drain & the door handle.
    He asked his wife who had done it?
    The wife said its the neighbor
    r's son, but he gave me 2 options....
    Either 2 make him a burger or
    have sex with him.
    Husband: I'm sure u gave him a burger!
    Wife: What do u think I am? McDonalds

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