Wife: Come help me plant my chillies
Husband: What do u think I am? A gardener
Wife: Come fix the toilet drain
Husband: What do u think I am? A plumber?
Wife: Come fix the door handle
Husband: What do u think I am? A carpenter?
The husband went out....
But when he came back, he saw that everything was fixed. The chillie garden, the toilet drain & the door handle.
He asked his wife who had done it?
The wife said its the neighbor
r's son, but he gave me 2 options....
Either 2 make him a burger or
have sex with him.
Husband: I'm sure u gave him a burger!
Wife: What do u think I am? McDonalds