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    Lunch with Cannibals

    Two cannibals were sitting around at lunch and the first guy says,” I can’t stand my mother in law.!”
    The other cannibal says,” Here try some of mine.”
    You can lead a horticulture,
    but you can't make her think.

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    A cannibal asked his fellow dining companion why he was picking up feces on the trail and eating it. He said, “I just ate a lawyer and I'm trying to get the taste out of my mouth.”
    You can lead a horticulture,
    but you can't make her think.

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    2 cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "This taste funny to you?"

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    2 cannibals are eating a guy. They decide one would start at the head and eat down and the other would start at the feet and eat upward. After a while the cannibal at the head said to the other cannibal " how is it going?" he said man I am just having a ball. So he replied, slow down you are eating too fast.




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    Quote Originally Posted by catjuggin View Post
    Two cannibals were sitting around at lunch and the first guy says,” I can’t stand my mother in law.!”
    The other cannibal says,” Here try some of mine.”