A guy walks into a small New York bar late in the evening. There's only one customer and the bartender there. The new guy goes to the bartender, orders a drink for himself and the other customer. Soon he walks down to the end of the bar and strikes up a conversation, asks him where he's from.
"Ireland? that's quire a coincidence so am I. Where in Ireland? Dublin? I'm from Dublin too, Another beer bartender"
The new guy asks the other guy where he went to school. "Trinity college? Me too. Another round bartender."
"How about high school? Limerick High says the other guy. Me too says the new guy"
About then another fellow that has wandered in, watching the interaction, asks the bartender what's happening. The bartender replies, "Basically, nothing except the O'Reilly twins are drunk again".
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