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  1. 03-14-2018, 11:08 AM #1
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    A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him.
    She says, "Hello."

    He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.

    So he asks, 'Do you know me?"

    To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

    Now his mind travels back to the only time he had ever been unfaithful to his wife.

    So he asks, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table, with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?'

    She looks into his eyes and says calmly,

    "No, I'm your son's English teacher."
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    #2 03-14-2018, 06:00 PM
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    #3 03-15-2018, 05:17 AM
    AKkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!
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    #4 03-15-2018, 08:21 AM
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    #5 03-15-2018, 02:21 PM
    Ahhh Snap! He better hope she's not in the same women's group as the mother!
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    #6 03-17-2018, 07:14 PM
    What’s with the celery?
    You can lead a horticulture,
    but you can't make her think.
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    #7 03-18-2018, 10:18 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by catjuggin View Post
    What’s with the celery?
    Don't quote me on this but I think it's a rare form of vegan s&m.
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    #8 03-25-2018, 08:12 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by catjuggin View Post
    What’s with the celery?
    Might have been stroking the "Cue" stick at Buffalo Wild Wings!
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    #9 04-04-2018, 03:16 PM
    That is a great one
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    #10 04-21-2018, 10:27 PM
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    #11 04-22-2018, 12:18 PM
    That's just plain funny. OOOOOooooopppppssss
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