Man: I want to divorce my wife. She spends every night prowling through bars and pubs. Lawyer: Is she looking for someone in particular. Man: Yeah, me.
Man: I want to divorce my wife. She spends every night prowling through bars and pubs. Lawyer: Is she looking for someone in particular. Man: Yeah, me.
Fisherman 1: "I think I'm going to divorce my wife, she hasn't said a word to me in years." Fisherman 2: "You should rethink that one, a women like that is hard to find."