It was Jethro's birthday and he got got a present from his son that he didn't quite understand. When he unwrapped the packaging he found it was simply a couple pieces of wood.


When Jethro asked little Johnny what this was all about he said "Why it's just what you wanted!"


Further confused Jethro asks "Now where in the sam hell did you get that idea? What am I supposed to do with it?"


So Little Johnny explains "I heard you talkin with Uncle Billy and he said Aunt Becky was a Dancer now. So you said that that you wanted "two cedar strips" for yer birthday because she always gives you good wood. So I figures since she so busy dancin I went down to the hardware store and this be what they gave me!"