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    Conversation

    This is a conversation between a man and a woman. Please note that she asks five or six questions which he answered quite simply, but then she is speechless after answering only one question. Pretty interesting:

    Woman: Do you drink beer?

    Man: Yes

    Woman: How many beers a day?

    Man: Usually about three

    Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

    Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (this is where it gets scary!)

    Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

    Man: About 20 years, I suppose

    Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?

    Man: Correct

    Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000 correct?

    Man: Correct

    Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane?

    Man: Do you drink beer?

    Woman: No.

    Man: Where is your airplane?

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    #2
    Best thing I’ve read in a while for sure

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    Excellent!