A man bought a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decided to test it at dinner: …


Dad: Son, where were you today during school hours?


Son: At school
(robot slaps the son and he immediately changes his mind)


Okay, okay, I went to the movies!


Dad: Which one?


Son: Harry Potter
(robot slaps the son again!)


Okay Alright, I was watching porno.


Dad: What? When I was your age I didn’t even know what porno is!
(robot slaps dad)


Mom: Hahahahaha! After all he is your Son!
(robot gives Mom a hot dirty slap)