Lucifer appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.
Soon everyone was gone except for an old gentleman John who sat calmly.
Lucifer walked up to him and said, “Don’t you know who I am?”
The old man replied, “Yes, sure I do.”
Lucifer asked, “Aren’t you going to escape?”
“No, sure ain’t,” said the man.
Lucifer asked, “Why are not you afraid of me?”
John replied, “I have been married to your sister for over 50 years.”