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    Dang dog is rotten.

    Can you give a dog Gas X? Killing me, need an oxygen mask tonight. How can they fart so smelly and act like it's nothing. ESPECIALLY WHILE SLEEPING.
    Praying for a Cure

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    Feed him something better than ole Roy you cheap (>><<€€>)

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    Quote Originally Posted by JerryT View Post
    Feed him something better than ole Roy you cheap (>><<€€>)
    Feed him Science Diet. No Ole Roy here. Blue buffalo duck mixed at times.
    Praying for a Cure

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    He might be doing it in self defense .
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    Switch proteins, mine could clear a room from accross the street with beef or fowl, switched him to lamb based and he very rarely has gas. I feed Merricks brand and was able to switch to different proteins without switching brands

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    Don't matter what I feed my Lab, she has worse gas than my wife.

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    That's okay at least the Lab will give you sugar .

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    Quote Originally Posted by LTZ25 View Post
    That's okay at least the Lab will give you sugar .
    And she minds better than the wife.

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    Blaming the dog rarely works, but we're all pulling for you.
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    I had a buddy and my dog with me on a POURING Seattle day. I warned him the dog was particularly ripe that day. We were on the freeway at 70 when, while staring straight ahead, he calmly said “Oh my”. I turned to look at him when the smell hit me. ALL the windows came down. I swear the dog was smiling...

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    Their sense of smell is supposed to be unreal. Think about that for a minute.

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    OP... sounds like you've been reading my mail!

    Sure yours isn't a Doberman? I can tell ya', they are KNOWN for their friggin' farts, and we've had more than a couple.

    I'm VERY strict with the "what goes in the dog, comes out the dog" program. No table scraps, no extras, just dry. She eats well, she eats regular, she's healthy. But BOY can she fart sometimes. Not all the time, but Jesus H Christ can she drive ya' out of the room at times.

    Great dogs, nice short hair, and beautiful coat, but GOOD LORD.
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    Do dogs think of smells as either good or bad? I don't think they process them that way. If they do, then why do they poop and then turn around and sniff it?

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    Or eat cat poop?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jigman51 View Post
    Do dogs think of smells as either good or bad?
    Their noses are 100 times better than ours... but then again.. mine never smell bad!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TrackerPro16 View Post
    I had a buddy and my dog with me on a POURING Seattle day. I warned him the dog was particularly ripe that day. We were on the freeway at 70 when, while staring straight ahead, he calmly said “Oh my”. I turned to look at him when the smell hit me. ALL the windows came down. I swear the dog was smiling...
    To bad the dog wasn't in control of the window lock button.

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    My 2 boys are 11 and 13 and still come down to cuddle in the bed with mom and dad before they go to sleep. Someone always farts. I sleep with a CPAP and I always bragged to my wife and kids that I don't have to smell their farts. One night they came down and I put on my CPAP mask. It was the worst smell, like a diaper. I looked down on the floor by the CPAP machine and my dog was laying there with her butt against the air intake. I was breathing pure dog fart. I ripped off the mask to gasp for air and my boys thought that was the funniest thing they had ever seen.

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    I just laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes. Not just the boys!

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    My roommate had a dog I couldn't stand. He was hardly at home to take care of it. So one day he didn't have food for the little guy. So I gave him a can of horamel chili. About a hr. Later he was hungry again. By this time my roommate had came home and went straight to his room and went to bed. I feed the dog a bunch of boiled eggs. I opens the door to my roommates room where he could go lay down. I got woke up to the sound of someone gagging and things getting slung around. I walked in the living room and could smell what this dog had done. Roommate was pissed and threw the dog outside and got rid of the next day. You could smell the aftermath for a week.

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    Think about it. Other than a skunk, nothing stinks to a dog.

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