Dang dog is rotten.

[dwbeck2]

One of our cats (1 out of 3) is the same way, Stinking Ass MOFO...Our cats are all indoors, we have never let them outside. We feed them top quality dry and wet food with limited ingredients.

That little bugger can clear a room.

[wildturkey]

These accounts are hilarious, but not when they happen in love action.......

[Bassin Bob71]

My 2 boys are 11 and 13 and still come down to cuddle in the bed with mom and dad before they go to sleep. Someone always farts. I sleep with a CPAP and I always bragged to my wife and kids that I don't have to smell their farts. One night they came down and I put on my CPAP mask. It was the worst smell, like a diaper. I looked down on the floor by the CPAP machine and my dog was laying there with her butt against the air intake. I was breathing pure dog fart. I ripped off the mask to gasp for air and my boys thought that was the funniest thing they had ever seen.

[oli3665]

Cut out the treats!

[HokieNate]

My dog also has toxic farts, but I actually prefer those to his burbs. Man, those are horrendous.

[CaymasMan250]

These accounts are hilarious, but not when they happen in love action.......

I don't know what worse during this love action you talk about, dogs farts or dog sticks her cold nose in your ass crack, both will wake you up pretty quick.

[smalljawguy]

My 2 boys are 11 and 13 and still come down to cuddle in the bed with mom and dad before they go to sleep. Someone always farts. I sleep with a CPAP and I always bragged to my wife and kids that I don't have to smell their farts. One night they came down and I put on my CPAP mask. It was the worst smell, like a diaper. I looked down on the floor by the CPAP machine and my dog was laying there with her butt against the air intake. I was breathing pure dog fart. I ripped off the mask to gasp for air and my boys thought that was the funniest thing they had ever seen.

You win the internet today That is freakin' hilarious

[Bass AHolic]

give 2 1" long pieces of a Banana. Ocassionally I give our dogs that as a treat, they get the 5 flavor milk bone biscuits all the time lol.. But when I eat a Banana they come running begging for some. The shelties never had any farts, but the wife had to get a dang Boston Terrier few yrs ago, PIA dog always into stuff etc. any way don't hurt em none, but they don't get 3 scoops of ice crème and the works with the nanner either lolo

[TampaJim]

No different than people ... feed the dog a different diet.
Gas is discomfort, figure it out and make a change.
I'd suggest Merrick Grain Free or Wellness Core, both dry.

No people food, except fruits and veggies occasionally.
My K-9 considers green beans and carrots to be cookies.
And banana chunks and watermelon to be very special.

[Brent11]

My 2 boys are 11 and 13 and still come down to cuddle in the bed with mom and dad before they go to sleep. Someone always farts. I sleep with a CPAP and I always bragged to my wife and kids that I don't have to smell their farts. One night they came down and I put on my CPAP mask. It was the worst smell, like a diaper. I looked down on the floor by the CPAP machine and my dog was laying there with her butt against the air intake. I was breathing pure dog fart. I ripped off the mask to gasp for air and my boys thought that was the funniest thing they had ever seen.

I'm crying....lol

[TrackerPro16]

"Gas is discomfort, figure it out and make a change."

Not always. Every animal is different and individual. May just be that their particular system is prone to make gas.

[LTZ25]

MY Shepard use to love watermelon more than I did .

[coolwhip]

Ha! Our golden was same way when we got him. Changed to some fancy healthy food and it stopped...haha...I'd make him leave the room and go in the master bath with the fan on....ahahahhaahahaha

[kyelkhunter]

mine farts
and then gets up and changes rooms

[44k1500fom]

Science diet hasn’t been the greatest. Throw some can pumpkin in the food or by itslef. It’s good for digestion

[marinetechnician]

Don't matter what I feed my Lab, she has worse gas than my wife.

I know exactly what you mean.

[dstep0]

My 2 boys are 11 and 13 and still come down to cuddle in the bed with mom and dad before they go to sleep. Someone always farts. I sleep with a CPAP and I always bragged to my wife and kids that I don't have to smell their farts. One night they came down and I put on my CPAP mask. It was the worst smell, like a diaper. I looked down on the floor by the CPAP machine and my dog was laying there with her butt against the air intake. I was breathing pure dog fart. I ripped off the mask to gasp for air and my boys thought that was the funniest thing they had ever seen.

[Bass281]

Stay away from Blue Buffalo. Use Acana or Orijen. I have three Labs.

[billnorman1]

You guys are killing me here.....again. I used to get a huge laugh at my old long departed dog Max, he'd fart in his sleep, wake up suddenly and quickly turn around with his eyes wide open and stick his nose almost in his ass as if to say "What was that"?

[Ryan]

Blaming the dog rarely works, but we're all pulling for you.