Me: Hey (state farm agent) I heard that my insurance wouldn't cover me fishing in tournaments.
State farm agent: You stupid moron, don't you think I would have told you that? I know you fish tournaments!!!!
Me: Well there is a guy in the BBC Lounge that said you didn't!!!
State Farm Agent: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!! Those guys know allot about nothing and they let everyone know how much nothing they know every day.
Me: Ok, so I am covered right???
State Farm Agent: Yes, have a nice day.
ME: Thanks