WalMart job interview update!!

[D.O.C. 989]

I applied for a job with the evil corporation last Monday and had my interview today. I arrived 15 minutes before schedule and was taken to the Store Manager after a 3 minute wait. Introductions made and he asked me if i had any questions about the Corporation. I said nope. He went over my resume and asked a couple questions then asked me to tell him about myself. 10 minutes later he offered me a position either full time or part time. I told him i will take the part time. He said full time pays more. Told him i'm retired no full time for me. He said as soon as the pee test and the background check came back usually within 48 hours i would begin orientation and my starting pay would be 11.70 an hour and i would be expected to work 16 hours per week but could have as many as i wanted. The whole process took 20 minutes. I have to pee test this afternoon. I was treated well and with respect but no doughnuts or coffee. Nothing evil yet, as soon as i find some i will report back.

[Dan21XRS]

What, you weren't qualified???... Dan

[Rude196]

Thanks for taking one for the team.

[jbassman87]

Better study hard for the test, I heard they are hard to pass for some people....lol

[Rude196]

Please look into if wm's strike king lures and firearms are factory seconds.

[Obsessed]

So you think you will pass the pee test then?

I may be taking one soon as well. Been preparing for awhile now, drinking lots and lots of water, it is lemon flavored, and coffee too. Guess we ought to work on our aim....hadn't even thought of that....craaaaap

[idbefishing]

Don't be like this guy

"So I finally landed a job as a Wal-Mart greeter, which is a good find for many retirees, unfortunately I lasted less than a day.About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. Per my greeter training manual I said pleasantly, “Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.” “Nice children you have there. Are they twins?”
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one is 9, and the other one is 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?” So I replied, “I’m neither blind nor stupid, madam. I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.”
My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work."

[kadas]

Don't be like this guy

"So I finally landed a job as a Wal-Mart greeter, which is a good find for many retirees, unfortunately I lasted less than a day.About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. Per my greeter training manual I said pleasantly, “Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.” “Nice children you have there. Are they twins?”
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one is 9, and the other one is 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?” So I replied, “I’m neither blind nor stupid, madam. I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.”
My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work."

[Rude196]

Do they offer counseling? I have heard you can see some pretty traumatic things.

[hatcreek]

If you're worried about the pee test, take one of these along as a diversionary tactic and claim that you misunderstood their request...

[D.O.C. 989]

It's going to be close.

1. Alcohol for stays for about two days at the most. Meth can stay in your system for the maximum of 3 days. Cocaine can be found in your system using urine test with the 5 days of use. LSD and Heroin can also be detected through urine and blood test within a time period of 3 to 4 days depending on how often you used.
   
   
   

[Jeff Hahn]

If you think the pee test will be a problem, google Whizzinator.

[basscla]

The fashion show should be priceless.

[RazorCat]

Don't be like this guy

"So I finally landed a job as a Wal-Mart greeter, which is a good find for many retirees, unfortunately I lasted less than a day.About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. Per my greeter training manual I said pleasantly, “Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.” “Nice children you have there. Are they twins?”
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one is 9, and the other one is 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?” So I replied, “I’m neither blind nor stupid, madam. I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.”
My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work."

[LuistLTZ]

Don't be like this guy

"So I finally landed a job as a Wal-Mart greeter, which is a good find for many retirees, unfortunately I lasted less than a day.About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. Per my greeter training manual I said pleasantly, “Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.” “Nice children you have there. Are they twins?”
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one is 9, and the other one is 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?” So I replied, “I’m neither blind nor stupid, madam. I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.”
My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work."

Total win!!!

[Bassman Ia.]

Make sure you work the morning shift. You could be this guy--- leading the Wal Mart cheer every morning.

[chsapeak]

Make sure you work the morning shift. You could be this guy--- leading the Wal Mart cheer every morning.

That's 57 seconds of my life I will never get back

[Obsessed]

That's 57 seconds of my life I will never get back

I just hope the guy in the orange shirt watches it......and never again does that 'dance move'.....

[Cape Fear]

Good luck with your new job at Walmart. There is a good chance you will see some of your old "clients" from DOC.

[crawdadking]

Can you hook us up with your employee discount?