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  1. 12-26-2017, 05:22 AM #1
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    STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM.

    STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM.

    I would have given him 100%! Each answer is absolutely grammatically correct, and funny too.. The teacher had no sense of humor.



    Q1.. In which battle did Napoleon die?
    * his last battle

    Q2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
    * at the bottom of the page

    Q3.. River Ravi flows in which state?
    * liquid

    Q4.. What is the main reason for divorce?
    * marriage

    Q5.. What is the main reason for failure?
    * exams

    Q6.. What can you never eat for breakfast?
    * Lunch & dinner

    Q7.. What looks like half an apple?
    * The other half

    Q8.. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
    * Wet

    Q9.. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
    * No problem, he sleeps at night.

    Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
    * You will never find an elephant that has one hand.




    Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
    * Very large hands

    Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
    *No time at all, the wall is already built.

    Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
    *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

    Spread some laughter, share the cheer.

    Let's be happy, while we're here!
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    #2 12-26-2017, 09:53 AM
    What the heck kind of mickey mouse exam had that assortment of questions?
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    #3 12-26-2017, 10:01 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Aric11 View Post
    What the heck kind of mickey mouse exam had that assortment of questions?
    Aww poop, don't ruin the ambiance.
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    #4 12-28-2017, 08:34 PM


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    #7 01-02-2018, 04:36 PM
    My kids like this one!!
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    #8 01-02-2018, 06:55 PM
    smarter than most.
    Praying for a Cure
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    #9 01-02-2018, 07:16 PM
    I did a O test in 5th grade, figure I'd check to see if teacher had any smarts??? so I wrote correct answers, but just one off from top down.. so answer for #1 was answered in #2's spot and so on.. ya know she gave me a F...Never did like Mrs .Brown, ever since then.. and her with a glass eye ta boot! .. that was in Tucson AZ...
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