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    The Drunk

    A drunk guy walk into a bar on Christmas Eve and orders a whiskey, sitting next to him is a well dressed older woman that begins to give him hell about being drunk at a bar and not at home with his family. He tell her in this bag right her is a 65$ pair of roller skates for his daughter and in this bag here is a 70$ Skateboard for his son. In this bag is a 3000$ necklace for his wife. The drunk ask her if she knew what he was going to get from his family? He says " I'll get two white shirts and a piece of ass and all three of them would be two sizes too big
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    #6 12-07-2017, 03:30 AM
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    #7 12-07-2017, 04:58 AM
    huh ?
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    #8 12-07-2017, 05:01 AM
    This should last about as long as an ice cube in the Sahara.
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