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  1. 11-21-2017, 08:43 PM #1
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    Truck stop cafe

    A waitress at a truck stop cafe called the local sheriffs department and reported she had a democrat in a booth jacking off, the dispatcher at the sheriffs office asked "how do you know he's a democrat"? The waitress said " 'cause if it was a republican he'd be f---kin someone"!
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    #2 11-21-2017, 08:49 PM
    Yer a sick pup Chance!!
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    #3 11-21-2017, 09:21 PM
    I got more but some folks couldn't handle them!
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    #4 11-21-2017, 09:32 PM
    Chance, I bet your Jewish !!
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    #5 11-21-2017, 09:42 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Farmerman View Post
    Chance, I bet your Jewish !!
    I'd tell that joke but then I'd be banned for life!
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    #6 11-21-2017, 09:45 PM
    How about the ding a ling joke
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    #7 11-22-2017, 06:41 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by WB View Post
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    #8 11-22-2017, 07:14 AM
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    #9 11-22-2017, 09:30 AM
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    #10 11-22-2017, 09:35 AM
    You guys in Texas
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    #11 11-22-2017, 09:48 AM
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    #12 11-22-2017, 06:17 PM
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    #13 11-23-2017, 08:57 AM
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