ONE DAY AT THE BANK
A frog went to the bank and asked the loan officer, Patricia Whack, if he could borrow a thousand dollars.
"Well," Ms. Whack said, "I don't know you ... "
"My dad is Mick Jagger," the frog said.
"Hmmmmm ... well ... do you have any collateral?"
The frog opened a bag and took out a small bronze bowl. and showed it to Ms. Whack.
"Well, that isn't really -- "
The bank manager, who'd been listening, said:
"It's a knick knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
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