Kicked out of Church?

[97champion]

A husband and wife went to their Pastor sweating bullets..nervous..
The Pastor asked what was wrong..
The husband said "we are so ashamed and we know you are going to kick us out of the Church"
Why the Pastor inquired...
The wife said well I had my hands full of potatoes and I dropped some on the floor...
The husband said when she bent over to pick them up I just couldn't stand it...I mounted her from behind and gave her a good rogering...
The Pastor said well you two are married..so why would you think I would kick you out of Church?
The husband replied..."They kicked us out of the supermarket"...

[Tom in Stl]