A guy walks into a restaurant and the day's special was beef tongue. He says to the waitress, "I don't want anything that came out of an animal's mouth. I'll have two eggs instead."
A guy walks into a restaurant and the day's special was beef tongue. He says to the waitress, "I don't want anything that came out of an animal's mouth. I'll have two eggs instead."
Guy walks into a deli and the board says
Turkey sandwich- $5
Roast beef sandwich- $6
Hand job- $10
The woman behind the counter is an absolute knock out so he asks her if she is one giving the hand jobs.
"Yes sir" she says.
Well then, give me a turkey sandwich... but wash your hands first.