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  1. 08-30-2017, 04:07 PM #1
    RERUN
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    Question TWO WAYS TO DIE FROM STUPIDITY

    The difference of guts and balls:

    GUTS -Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask:

    "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

    BALLS -Is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,
    slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say:

    "You're next, Chubby"


    I trust this clears up any confusion.
    Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome; both are fatal.
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    #2 08-30-2017, 10:14 PM
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    #3 09-05-2017, 02:53 PM
    Bahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    #4 09-05-2017, 04:54 PM
    nice. LOL
    something smells
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    #5 09-08-2017, 07:29 PM
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