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    Surgery.......

    I was actually thinking about getting penal enlargement surgery -- thought I'd share that with everybody. But the surgery is dangerous, and it's really expensive. But I found this great, safe alternative to penal enlargement surgery: the metric system.

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    #2
    That's why I married a woman with small hands. Makes it look bigger.

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    You could get sentenced to a penile colony too.