A very wealthy older silver haired gentleman and his wife were dining in a upscale restaurant. A super hot young women walks up to their table and kisses him on the cheek and asks, will I see you later tonight? He replied yes around eleven. His wife asked him, who in the hell was that? He replied that it was his mistress.
His wife then said you SOB, how dare you. I will see my lawyer tomorrow to start divorce proceedings.
He replied go ahead, but you can say good bye to the fancy cars, jewelry and the mansion your living in.
About that time a friend of theirs walks in with a very young hottie on his arm.
The first guys wife says, that is not is wife. Who is he with?
Her husband says that is his mistress.



His wife says.


Well "ours" is prettier!

Enjoy!
Nailer