THE CHURCH LADY
There was a little old lady who was very spiritual who would step out on her porch every day, raise her arms to the sky and yell, "Praise the Lord"
One day, an atheist bought the house next door to her, and he
became very irritated with the spiritual lady. So after a month
or so of her yelling, "Praise the Lord" from her porch, he would go
outside on his porch and yelled back, "There is no Lord."
Yet, the little old lady continued. One cold, wintry day,
when the little old lady couldn't get to the store, she went
out on her porch, raised her hands up to the sky and said,
"Help me Lord, I have no more money, it's cold, and I have no
more food."
The next morning, she went outside, and there were bags of food on the porch, enough to last her a week. "Praise the Lord," she yelled.
The Atheist stepped out from the bushes and said, "There is
no Lord, ha ha ha, I bought those groceries!"
:) (Hold on . . the ending is VERY good!).
The little old lady raised her arms to the sky and said,
"Praise the Lord, You sent me groceries and you made the Devil
pay for them!"
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