The Indian Chief goes into a Brothel and tells the Madam he would like to have women..
The Madam says have you ever been with one of my women?
The Chief says NO....
The Madam says well you need to go out into the woods and practice on a stump..then come back and see me.
So...the Chief takes off..a few days later he returns...the Madam says well did you practice? Yes the Chief replied...
The Madam set him up with a voluptuous red head and off to the room they go...
Not even a minute had passed and the Madam hears screaming coming from the Chiefs room...the Madam rushes in and the Chief is hitting the red head with a chair leg..
The Madam says Chief what are you doing?
The Chief replies..."Me check for bees first"....