The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to
tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their
stories.
There were all the regular types of stuff: Spilled milk and pennies saved.
But then the teacher realized, that only Janie was left.
"Janie, do you have a story to share?"
'Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot
in Iraq, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy
territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival
knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break,
and then she parachuted right into the middle of 20 ISIS terrorist.
She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed
four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last
terrorist with her bare hands."
''Good Heavens, 'said the horrified teacher. What did your Daddy tell you
was the moral to this horrible story'?"
"Don't screw with Mommy when she's been drinking."
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