Little Johnny and Timmy were out riding bikes, and as they flew down the big hill by the church, Timmy lost control and had a terrible wreck. Little Johnny ran into the church and saw the priest cleaning. Father! Father! The priest looked around and said "what is it Johnny?" Little Johnny said "Timmy were out riding bikes and as we were riding down the hill outside, Timmy had a bad wreck." "Oh no" said the priest, "was he hurt"? Little Johnny said "looks like he has a broken arm, some pokes punctured his leg, and he has a sprocket that was shoved up his *******!" The priest replied, "Rectum, Johnny, Rectum." Little Johnny replied "wrecked 'im, hell, Goddamn near killed 'im!"
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