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    Not are kid

    After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test.
    She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.
    Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you
    Husband: What’s up?
    Wife: According to DNA test results, this is not our kid
    Husband: Well you don’t remember, do you??
    When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had pooped.
    Then you said:
    - Please go change the baby, I’ll wait for you here.
    So I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there.
    Moral: Never give a man a job that doesn't belong to him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HASLAG View Post
    After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test.
    She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.
    Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you
    Husband: What’s up?
    Wife: According to DNA test results, this is not our kid
    Husband: Well you don’t remember, do you??
    When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had pooped.
    Then you said:
    - Please go change the baby, I’ll wait for you here.
    So I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there.
    Moral: Never give a man a job that doesn't belong to him.
    I'm DYING here!!!

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    That's hilarious.

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