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    Shopping at Bass Pro

    Blind Cashier at Bass Pro Shop


    A woman goes into the Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her
    grandson's birthday.


    She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes
    over to the counter.

    A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades.

    She says, "Excuse me, sir.Can you tell me anything about this rod
    and reel?"

    He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the
    counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes."

    She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.

    He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco
    404 reel and 10-LB. test line.

    It's a good all-around combination and it's on sale this week for
    only $20.00."

    She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound
    of it dropping on the counter.

    I'll take it!"

    As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.

    Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says.

    She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is
    really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind
    clerk could tell it was she who tooted.

    Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.

    The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please."

    The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me
    the rod and reel was on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"

    He replies, "Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck
    Call is $11.00 and the Bear Repellent is $3.50.

    She didn't say a thing.....just paid the bill !!!!!!

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