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    Drunk....

    A Drunk goes into a bar sits down..
    Bartender says what'll you have?
    Drunk say a beer..
    Bartender gives him a beer, but smells something...not sure
    Drunk finishes beer bartender asks want another? Drunk says ok...
    Bartender gives him another beer...smells something even worse...not sure
    Drunk finishes beer, bartender gives him a third..smells something really bad so he asks the drunk..
    "Did you crap your pants?"
    Drunk says yes..
    Bartender says why don't you go into the bathroom and clean yourself up....
    The drunk replies "Cuz I'm not done yet"

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    #2
    You are SICK!!! I laughed anyhow.

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    #3
    Me too

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    #4
    Praying for a Cure

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    #5
    Why rush it?