Well Fred, there is always residual oil in a new pump, whether it's from testing or in the building process, sometimes it takes several minutes of running before the no oil alarm beeps. I know that you know this process, the manual calls it residual oil and that's good enough for me. I learned the don't pump the oil bulb to check the self priming from Mr Seahorse. Sometimes I have wondered what spins around in your, as you say, little mind, but I do know that it's all good. Now don't put me on that ChampioNman list.