Need a new motto

[Alan S]

United and American Airlines are holding contests for new mottos. I've got a few suggestions.

• "Drag and Drop"
• "We put the hospital in hospitality"
• "Board as a doctor, leave as a patient"
• "Our prices can't be beaten, but our passengers can"
• "We have First Class, Business Class and No Class"
• "Not enough seating, prepare for a beating"
• "We treat you like we treat your luggage"
• "We beat the customer. Not the competition"
• "And you thought leg room was an issue"
• "Where voluntary is mandatory"
• "Fight or flight. We decide"
• "Now offering one free carry off"
• "Beating random customers since 2017"
• "If our staff needs a seat, we'll drag you out by your feet"
• "A bloody good airline"

[Tom G.]

"We put the hospital in hospitality"

[wildturkey]

That's funny stuff for a sad truth.

[mrc.in.wi]

Hilarious

[Dan21XRS]

Drive... Dan

[pa.X19]

If you try to stay sitting you may leave twitching.

[wtrwsel]

"We will treat you like a King..........Rodney King".

[fishing4fun]

United, where all the seats are in the nosebleed section!

[fishing4fun]

Our prices are unbeatable but not our customers.

[Coke]

[chsapeak]

[Obsessed]

Now that's funny Coke!

SouthWest....we beat our competitors prices.....
not out customers.....

[Jeff La]

[ol man river]

"We put the hospital in hospitality"

[rboren]

[Mikekylake]

[STEVEO COBRA 98]

Them are good ones!!

[skunked]

Good ones

[kadas]

Like them!!

[Ryan]