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    Signs of The Times

    A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER READs:
    We will heel you
    We will save your sole
    We will even dye for you.

    A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK:
    “Blind man driving.”

    Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
    "Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”

    In a Podiatrist's office:
    "Time wounds all heels.”

    On a Septic Tank Truck:
    Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

    At an Optometrist's Office:
    "If you don't see what you're looking for, You've come to the right place.”

    On a Plumber's truck:
    "We repair what your husband fixed.”

    On another Plumber's truck:
    "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”

    At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
    "Invite us to your next blowout.”

    On an Electrician's truck:
    "Let us remove your shorts.”

    In a Non-smoking Area:
    "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.”

    On a Maternity Room door:
    "Push. Push. Push.”

    At a Car Dealership:
    "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”

    Outside a Muffler Shop:
    "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”

    In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
    "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”

    At the Electric Company:
    "We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
    However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted

    In a Restaurant window:
    "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”

    In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
    "Drive carefully. We'll wait.”

    At a Propane Filling Station:
    "Thank Heaven for little grills.”

    In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
    "Best place in town to take a leak.”

    And the best one for last…; Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
    "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"






    Mississippi River Pool 13
    Ranger R93 / Merc 200



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    I love them .Keep them coming

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    On a septic tank company truck:
    "Number 1 in the Number 2 business!"

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    Septic Truck:

    A royal flush beats a Full House...
    2005 Nitro NX 882
    2002 Mercury 175 EFI

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    Outside a Muffler Shop:
    "No muff too tough.”

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    Thanks for sharing with us.