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    Little Johnny

    Johnny's 2nd grade class was discussing three syllable words.
    Teacher: Can anyone give me an example of a three syllable word and put it into a sentence?
    Sam raised his hand.......WONDERFUL......My teacher is WONDERFUL
    Teacher: Thank you Sam.
    Zach raised his hand.......BEAUTIFUL.......My teacher is BEAUTIFUL
    Teacher: Thank you Zach.
    Mean while in the back of the room Johnny had his hand raised screaming... call on me....call on me....
    Teacher: Ok Johnny let's hear your word
    Johnny: URINATE
    Teacher: Well that's correct can you put it into a sentence?
    Johnny: Well let's see......... URINATE BUT IF YOU HAD BIGGER TITS YOU'D BE A TEN!!!

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