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    Do Not Mess with Old Retired Guys

    Snotty Receptionist


    Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam. Of
    course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the
    knife or had those pellets implanted.

    The waiting room was filled with patients.

    As I approached the receptionists desk, I noticed that she was a large
    unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.

    I gave her my name, and in a very loud voice, she said,

    YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE. YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE,
    RIGHT?

    All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at
    me, a now very embarrassed man. But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an
    equally loud voice replied,
    NO, I’VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON’T WANT THE
    SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.

    The room erupted in applause!

    DON’T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS

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    Praying for a Cure