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    In the dog house

    Have been remodeling the house for what seems like forever ... so tonight I am going like a mad man slinging the mud on the new sheet rock ...wife is doing her best not to get run over by me and being a helper and I'm now sweating pretty good ... I look at the wife and ask her to unzip me (was wearing a zippered sweat shirt)and being the awesome wife she is she obliges no questions asked except unzips my fly 

    Of course I immediately told her I was flattered but I have way to much work to do and don't have no time for hanky panky right now ....maybe later if she keeps helping 

    She was not amused and told me she figured I had to use the bathroom and did not want to get Sheetrock compound on my pants ... ok so my pants would stay clean but what about when I get in the bathroom !!!

    Told her I was now uncomfortable working with her now that I know she is undressing me with her eyes all the time

    That couch is going to feel good tonight on the old back 
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    At least you won't have to listen to her snore...lol. Amirite?
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    Haven't you been married long enough to know better?
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    Move to the "cat house".This should finish things off.

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    Should you need advice on living in the doghouse PM me, I'm fairly expert at it.

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    Been there a few times myself, it is not that bad.

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    1st of all you never turn down an offer like that......but really you should know better ..lol
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    My Navy Pilot friend told me exactly how to respond to any situation like this........Ask her later if she's had enough time to reflect on what SHE did wrong and that you're ready to accept her apology because that's the kind of man you are
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    Good advice here. Well maybe
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    Quote Originally Posted by catjuggin View Post
    My Navy Pilot friend told me exactly how to respond to any situation like this........Ask her later if she's had enough time to reflect on what SHE did wrong and that you're ready to accept her apology because that's the kind of man you are

    Great life tip!!! Will have to save that one for future use.

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    At least it's not too cold out.....

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    Post pics of your start to finish mud work... I need some pointers. No need for you or your zipper to be in the pics.

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    Sounds like a win win situation to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JerryT View Post
    Have been remodeling the house for what seems like forever ... so tonight I am going like a mad man slinging the mud on the new sheet rock ...wife is doing her best not to get run over by me and being a helper and I'm now sweating pretty good ... I look at the wife and ask her to unzip me (was wearing a zippered sweat shirt)and being the awesome wife she is she obliges no questions asked except unzips my fly 

    Of course I immediately told her I was flattered but I have way to much work to do and don't have no time for hanky panky right now ....maybe later if she keeps helping 

    She was not amused and told me she figured I had to use the bathroom and did not want to get Sheetrock compound on my pants ... ok so my pants would stay clean but what about when I get in the bathroom !!!

    Told her I was now uncomfortable working with her now that I know she is undressing me with her eyes all the time

    That couch is going to feel good tonight on the old back 
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    Pretty sure you're too old. Many of us would have forgot what we were currently doing as soon as she touched pants zipper.

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    File a harassment report with HR.
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    Sounds like your getting old if you ask me,
    to much work to do
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    At 43, you are slowing down too early never miss an opportunity.

    Slinging mud???? All over you?? Daymn, a finisher would be proud at your attempt------ not.

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