wild duck

[OldTimer57]

Duck walks into a bar, walks up to the bar, jumps on a stool, and asks "Barkeep, got any grapes?"

Bar tender says "no".

Duck leaves. Comes back next day, jumps on the stool and asks "Barkeep, got any grapes today?"

Bar tender says "does this look like a fruit stand? NO."

Duck leaves. Comes back next day, jumps on the stool and asks "Barkeep, got any grapes today?"

Bar tender said "I have told you two days in a row that I don't keep fruit here. Yet here you are again. I do not have any grapes. If you come in here tomorrow and ask about grapes, I am going to nail your feet to the floor over by the door and let patrons use you to buff their shoes as they leave."

Duck leaves. Comes back next day, jumps on the stool and asks "Barkeep, got any nails?" He replies "no". Duck asks "OK, got any grapes today?"

:)

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