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    Genie grants three wishes

    An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and in the center of the tomb there is a lamp. So he picked it up and started to rub the dirt off of it, and out came a genie out of the lamp and he said “I want to know the person you hate the most”
    The explorer said “That’s gotta be my ex-wife. Why?”
    “I am a cursed genie, I will grant you three wishes but whatever you wish for your ex-wife will get double the amount.”
    “OK, I wish for a billion dollars”
    “Granted, but your ex-wife gets two billion”
    “I wish for a mansion in California with a swimming pool, and tennis courts, everything”
    “Granted your ex-wife gets two. This is your final wish”
    The explorer walked around the room and came back to the genie with a stick and said “Ya see this stick, I’d like you to beat me half to death.”
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    I just want to fish

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    Good one...
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    If only that was real I would be first in line . Lol