GOOD SALESMAN, BAD STRATEGY

[RERUN]

A retired older couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the
salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful,
leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter top.

The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply.
“Young man, I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised
the $55,000 asking price,” said the older man. “Yet I just heard you
closed the deal for $45,000 to the lovely young lady there.”
“And if I remember right, you had insisted there was no way you could
discount this model.” The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his
throat and reached for a large glass of water. “Well, what can I tell
you? She had the cash ready, didn’t need any financing help, and, Sir,
just look at her, how could I resist?”, replied the grinning salesman
sheepishly.

Just then the young woman approached the senior couple and gave the
car keys to the old man…

“There you go,” she said. “I told you I could get that idiot to lower the price….”

“See you later, Dad, Happy Father’s day.”

[11pounder]

[Tablerock 196 champ]

[jimsch]

[billnorman1]

[wildturkey]

[Bass AHolic]

why is this LISTED In the Funnies section??? that'd pass for true story I dealt with some sorry car salesmen in old days, but back then my daughter was only about 5 yr old then some have all the luck!

[One fat one]

[War Eagle1]

[BigRiverrat]

Don't mess with old people

[jimb175nc]

Very, Very Good. Thanks!

[Quillback]

[lgividen]