I understand fully about the diagnosing via the internet and I applaud your efforts!!
I haven't heard any alarms and not sure if they are working. If it were steam in the coolant, would it still make the noise shortly after the engine is shut off until the temps drop? On mine the noise disappears immediately on shutdown.
The other day while I had the cowl off looking for anything obvious I noticed on the right side of the motor, at the back lower side, there is a light brown or tan wire that is not connected to anything and a black with white stripe wire that is not connected to anything. Not sure they were ever connected.