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    Bill Clinton goes jogging and runs into a hooker

    Bill Clinton started jogging near his home in Chappaqua.

    But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same
    street corner, day after day.

    With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for
    what was most certainly to follow.

    "Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb.

    "No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton This ritual between Bill and
    the hooker continued for days.
    He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!"

    And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!"

    One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her
    husband on his jog!

    As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill
    realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder
    what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.

    He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the former
    Secretary of State.

    As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner,
    Bill became even more apprehensive than usual.

    Sure enough, there was the hooker!

    Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.

    Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled... "See what you get for
    five bucks!?"

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    I don't care who you are and what your politics are that is funny right there.
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    Same joke is over on the Funnies Forum. Oh, you didn't know there was one? There's a forum here for everything except politics.

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    $5.00? He over-paid!
    "The man of system is apt to be very wise in his own conceit; and is often so enamored with the supposed beauty of his own ideal plan of government that he cannot suffer the smallest deviation from any part of it…He seems to imagine that he can arrange the different members of a great society with as much ease as the hand arranges the different pieces upon a chessboard.” Adam Smith, The Theory of Moral Sentiments

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    Quote Originally Posted by BULLET FAN View Post
    I don't care who you are and what your politics are that is funny right there.

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    this might be true story.....

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    Bill Clinton story

    I think I have posted this before but those those who may not have seen it...here it is again...
    back in mid 80's Hydrasports boats had a big tournament trail with participation from Hydrasport owners all over the southeast,southwest and mid-west.....I believe it was 1985 and they had their classic on Arkansas river out of little rock.....they put all the qualifiers up in a downtown hotel and night before the classic started,they had a big banquet......
    my partner and I were sitting way around to right side of the room where we could see behind the stage...MC announced they had a surprise guest speaker and said "please welcome the governor of Arkansas,Bill Clinton".....
    this youthful looking slim guy with dark hair bounded up on the stage and started giving us that "chamber of commerce-welcome to Arkansas speech" ...at the time I had no idea who the governor of Arkansas even was but I looked behind the stage and there was a beautiful tall blonde that looked like she had stepped out of the pages of playboy magazine...I punched my partners arm and made the comment "that has to his his girlfriend,nobody has a wife that good looking" and my partner agreed....
    I don't remember anything Clinton said because we were too busy staring at that girl...when speech was over,clinton came off stage, put his arm around her and out the back door they went.....and I never thought anymore about it.....
    fast forward 5-6 years and Clinton starts running for president and I was pretty sure that blonde we had seen was definitely not Hillary Clinton...in fact I stopped by my partners business in Columbus,Ga. one day and asked him if if that was Hillary and his reply was "hell no,that woman was a foot taller than Hillary".....
    I've always thought the republicans had to have known about Clinton's womanizing and the shady deals he and Hillary had been involved in and their choice not to expose him for what he was cost them the election that year....

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    Billarry blah blah

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    The big secret amongst his closest staff people was that he did his thing with his girlfriends, and she did her thing with her girlfriends. She got pee'od at him about ole Monica in the White House because he was then the President, and it embarrassed her and the daughter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluedawg View Post
    this might be true story.....

    Oh somewhere along Bill's long and winding road--- $5.00--- Hillary--- a hooker----- and a cigar all have their place

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    he overpaid

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    What we cannot obtain from intelligence, we can learn from experience.

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    Rumor has it that if Hillary gets elected,they are going to change the name of the presidential jet from "Air Force One" to "Broomstick One"......

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