no plan out

[Wallace Parker]

My boat just will not get up on the water our no out of the hole

[iron banks]

Need more info to offer suggestions. Type of boat, engine, prop and anything else that you can describe what it is doing.

[pmgoffjr]

I watched two guys unhook a bayliner off their minivan and roll the whole mess in the lake. That boat didn't have much of a plan either, attached to the trailer.

[oldsailor]

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[bensford66]

LOL!!

[HaulinBass]

Idiots and insurance seem to go together sometimes.

[pmgoffjr]

Hang around enough boat landing, for enough time, and you'll see some jam up boat pilots....That was way too funny, two dudes with their brand new rig, still had dealer tags on it.

First, it took them a half hour to find the water on a 4 wide landing. Then after they'd drowned the boat in the water, way up past the winch, they were wondering how to get it loose. The brainiac decided to flip up the trailer latch, and I guess the buoyancy lifted the whole mess up, and down the ramp she went. lucky for them, it didn't sink, but it was close, really close.

That was at lake Travis, the galactic center of on the water stupidity.

[Wind Talker]

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That is PRICELESS!!

This is the best time of year to watch this stuff. Get to water at dawn, find a top water bite for a bit, sling a C-rig and crank a little. Head in to the ramp by 11am, park in shade, sit in bed of pick up, grab a potted meat sammich and a cold gatorade and be prepared to laugh our azzes off! Good day there!

[Lea]

Potted meat????? Hell no! That's as bad as the yucky sausages in grease .....



Seriously...I hope Wallace comes back and gets good info for his no-planing issue....

[DanielM]

best one I've seen is people that win boats in McDonald tourns taking 30 plus min launching then realizing that the trailer straps are still on Priceless

[ChampionNorm]

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Who is Priceless, and why does she have trailer straps on?

[Wind Talker]

[QUOTE=Lea]Potted meat????? Hell no! That's as bad as the yucky sausages in grease .....

QUOTE]

Sure Lea!! Good stuff! And its not grease in the Vienna Sausages. Just a liquid filler. With saltines, they are something special.

[Lancer6]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by pmgoffjr &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Hang around enough boat landing, for enough time, and you'll see some jam up boat pilots....That was way too funny, two dudes with their brand new rig, still had dealer tags on it.

First, it took them a half hour to find the water on a 4 wide landing. Then after they'd drowned the boat in the water, way up past the winch, they were wondering how to get it loose. The brainiac decided to flip up the trailer latch, and I guess the buoyancy lifted the whole mess up, and down the ramp she went. lucky for them, it didn't sink, but it was close, really close.

That was at lake Travis, the galactic center of on the water stupidity.

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Travis well-described, with LBJ and Canyon right behind in the Loony Race.
I wish the Texas PWD would add new tags to the Super Combo License that allow anyone actively engaged in bass fishing to shoot one rude jetskier, one jackass wakeboat driver, one drunk and rude pontoon boat driver, and one rampclogging idiot per year and, YES!...Does would be legal targets too, even the ones wearing thong bikinis, if they meet the abovementioned criteria.
Those achieving a Grand Slam (one of each) will be issued a bonus tag good for taking of an additional trophy so long as said trophy is known to be a Liberal.

Lancer6
Mad as Hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore.

[pmgoffjr]

[QUOTE=Wind Talker][QUOTE=Lea]Potted meat????? Hell no! That's as bad as the yucky sausages in grease .....

QUOTE]

Grease???? Dangit, all this time I was eating GREASE?? I thought it was just slime.

[Wind Talker]

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Grease???? Dangit, all this time I was eating GREASE?? I thought it was just slime.</TD></TR></TABLE>

[stevenfikes]

Too funny Pat........ Still laughing 5 minutes later

[utinator]

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Travis well-described, with LBJ and Canyon right behind in the Loony Race.
I wish the Texas PWD would add new tags to the Super Combo License that allow anyone actively engaged in bass fishing to shoot one rude jetskier, one jackass wakeboat driver, one drunk and rude pontoon boat driver, and one rampclogging idiot per year and, YES!...Does would be legal targets too, even the ones wearing thong bikinis, if they meet the abovementioned criteria.
Those achieving a Grand Slam (one of each) will be issued a bonus tag good for taking of an additional trophy so long as said trophy is known to be a Liberal.

Lancer6
Mad as Hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore.
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You could limit-out on Lake McQueeney in less than an hour.