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    Little Johnny Best Ever Joke

    The absolute best Little Johnnie Joke:

    Little Johnnie's neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.



    When mother and new baby came home from
    The hospital, Johnnie's
    family was invited over to see the baby.Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talkwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.

    His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
    about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, hewould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.

    Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. When Johnnie looked in the crib he said,'What a beautiful baby.'The mother said, 'Why,Thank you, Johnnie.
    Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet,beautiful littlehands,a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see all right?'

    'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 Vision.'


    'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be fxxked if he
    needed glasses.
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    This IS the best Little Johnny joke indeed.

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    Found it.

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    Oh crap.
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    You're a day late and a dollar short....One eared Admiral....


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    LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by billnorman1 View Post
    You're a day late and a dollar short....One eared Admiral....
    Nope look at the post date...

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    Originally Posted by billnorman1
    You're a day late and a dollar short....One eared Admiral....

    Quote Originally Posted by limit5bass View Post
    Nope look at the post date...
    Aww crap!!! Sorry,my watch has been broken for......a while. I can't tell how long, because my watch......

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    this made me LOL at work

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    BUMP for a good laugh!!!!

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    Sick......sick.... Still funny, but sick LOL

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    lol

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