You're great at fishing cuzyou've caught me -- hook, line and sinker. (own your mojo)

[bilgerat]

You wanna make $14 the hard way ?

Were your parents terrorists ? Because when they made you they dropped da bomb ...

Would you tell your knockers to stop staring at my eyes ?

Are you into length or girth ? I may not hit bottom but I'll beat the *&^% out of the sides

[BuckeyeAl]

Are you up for a spleen bruising?

How about a protein pick me up?

[bassfins]

Are you into length or girth ? I may not hit bottom but I'll beat the *&^% out of the sides [/QUOTE]

Thats HILARIOUS!! Just told the wife. Dont think i have ever heard her laugh so hard!

[tdutton]

I'll arm wrestle your Chubby friend If I win you go home with me...If she wins, I'll go home with you....

[i2icustom]

This thread has taken on a life of it's own

[wisranger188]

say are those pink suckies or dark chewies

[MasterCASTER!]

I can't believe I missed this thread!!!!!

One that worked for me years ago - it was awesome. Local eatery/bar that sponsored our softball team......waitress was always flirting with me....etc.

I said "what time do you get off?"
She said "1am......"
I said "what are you doing after?"
She said "dunno....what are YOU doing?"
I said "Hopefully YOU........"



My buddies STILL talk about that to this day.........

[scott c]

Baby if you were a sandwich at mcdonalds you would be called the mcgorgeous..

[i2icustom]

My best... I have a 9 inch tounge and I can breath through my ears.

[i2icustom]

I had a team mate that just asked to you want to F**** and it was amazing how many times it worked for him....... then again he looked like a ken doll....... we teased the heck out of him..... but the dude hooked up all the time............

Did he also breath through his ears to boot?

[i2icustom]

Do you know anything about real estate?

Typical reply is "Not really, what do you need to know?"

Is 10 inches a - lot?

OMG, sneaky but good

[blackram]

My grandmother has something that would look good on you....her grandson

You have an onion butt...brings tears to my eyes

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again

You would look great with 185 pounds on you

(this is a sure bet) "Yeah, I make a lot of money...."

[i2icustom]

You have an onion butt...brings tears to my eyes

a backass compliment *no pun intended*

[JohnM]

When I was Internet dating I got more conversations started from a line about a picture I had put up. Everyone puts a ten year old pic of their self. I put a recent pic of me and my two cats letting them know my cats were staying. I like cats seemed to work pretty darn good.

What is it with women and cats?

The first time my now wife actually stayed there and one of those cats jumped on the bed. Yeeeooh, I don't know which one was going to hit the ceiling first.....cat fight. She won & we've had a dog ever since.

[castoff33]

Actually this happened to me!! I was driving on the expressway in Miami, and needed change for the toll. I had been following a little red sports car with a blond in it. She was first into the toll booth, and when I got to the attendent, she told me that I was already paid for. Needless to say I called in sick that day,LOL

[i2icustom]

Actually this happened to me!! I was driving on the expressway in Miami, and needed change for the toll. I had been following a little red sports car with a blond in it. She was first into the toll booth, and when I got to the attendent, she told me that I was already paid for. Needless to say I called in sick that day,LOL

Good story... wish we had a couple tolls here JUST for that reason

[BMCD]

I always like this one.. Honey the last time I got a piece of arse was when my finger slipped thru the toilet paper last week.

[i2icustom]

I always like this one.. Honey the last time I got a piece of arse was when my finger slipped thru the toilet paper last week.

sick but funny